national emo day

for everyone who makes fun of emo people every fu*king day, this holiday is for you. this holiday is so you can talk to us nicely and hear why we have such a bad time in this world. listen to us and maybe you'll stop being such a dick, and be our friend instead

ILL DECLARE THIS DAY NATIONAL EMO DAY

by CRIMSON _WOLF May 1, 2018

National Rape Day

your fucking disgusting if you parpticipate in this 😐 go fuck yourself you fucking cunt if you actually support this day. whoever made it go kill yourself

a fucking cunt: "oh my god its National Rape Day yay!!"
a normal person: "shut the fuck up cunt 😐"

by epicuaername April 22, 2021

National blowjob day

On June 29th it is national blowjob day

My guy it's national blowjob day

by Vrovro June 25, 2017

90 day fiance

A SHOW MY MUM LOVES MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME

me:hey mum whats for din-
mum:SHUT UP THERES A NEW EPISODE OF 90 DAY FIANCE
(based off a true story)

by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019

National Hoodville Day

The day dedicated to Instagram user “Hoodville” after he was featured at a Future concert

Guy 1: Yo what day is it today?
Guy 2: August 1st gang
Guy 1: Oh sh*t it’s National Hoodville Day! TB4L on everything

by HandsomeKiller August 1, 2021

a hard day's night

A Beatles, song, movie, and album (actually a soundtrack for the film) All three of them are absolute classics. The phrase 'a hard day's night' was actually created accidentaly by Ringo Starr, who often combined two phrases to create a new one.

"It's been a hard day's night!"-Ringo Starr

by Jackie January 18, 2005

Kick A Freshman Day

A very special day that lands on the same day as tax day (April 15th), normally practiced in high schools. The goal of the day is to kick as many freshman as possible, and the more freshman you kick the greater your social standing becomes. Kicking the bigger freshman is well respected, because even though it is against the rules, sometimes they kick back...

(Teacher): Hey! Stop hazing that poor freshman!

(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.

(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.

(Freshman): Ow....

by Nhoj Babilok April 15, 2012