Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

Abused Penis by PintMcPint January 1, 2012

social penis 

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

social penis by twister no.2 June 8, 2012

Dollar Penis Trick 

A trick performed by a well-endowed male where a dollar bill is picked up off of a table or other flat surface entirely with the penis in a grabbing-like motion that resembles the flexibility of an elephant trunk.

Hey, did you see that stripper pick up that dollar off of the stage? He is truly a master of the dollar penis trick!

Dollar Penis Trick by Richard "Dick" Slinger October 31, 2012

Tank Penis

A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl

DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis

Tank Penis by Un_Burnt_Pretzal July 19, 2014

super penis 

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

super penis by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017

Harrison penis 

A guy who has a 8+ inch penis

Damn that guy must be Harrison! Look at his dick! Man what a Harrison penis he has

Harrison penis by Whatbruh209 August 16, 2018

Floppy Penis 

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

Floppy Penis by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018