Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

kanye penis coleslaw

something you say when mum asks you what you want for dinner

Johnny: Wow, I'm craving for some kanye penis coleslaw today!
Eric: No dude we just had that yesteray.

by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020

penis appreciation day

A day for everyone to appreciate glorious cocks little and small this is a beautiful day of dick celebration

female: hey i appreciate your cock
Male: hey thanks! it is penis appreciation day

by Fatherm7768 November 5, 2020

Rusty Rat Penis

RUSTY RAT PENIS

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.

by RATCHEF November 5, 2020

four headed penis

what a spiny anteater has. I DARE YOU TO LOOK AT IT. See you in the mental hospital pal.

My brother went insane from looking at a four headed penis.

by JustARandomScout September 8, 2017

Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 4, 2017