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Person With a Hand Fetish

A person who erases people with explosives.
Hey, is that a person with a hand fetish?
by Kotapower December 3, 2023
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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Chuck Handed

A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
Jerry is so Chuck Handed he takes 20 minutes to insert a sim card.
by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022
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Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.
Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands
by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020
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Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands
You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?
by Steezmiester May 11, 2020
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Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.
Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.
by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021
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Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.
“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”
by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018
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