Mom

My other man

I'm going to go hang out with my mom!

by Katelynn M Smith March 21, 2023

mom

anoying

this person is like so mom

by bhbvgcffcfhji January 21, 2022

your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019

Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

Mom

A women that can either be an asshole or a nice lady that controls you when you are a child that can’t wipe his own fucking ass

Me: Mom come wipe my dirty asshole
Mom: *Has so many regrets*

by Fredironflame September 8, 2021

Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

your mom

your mom is someone who gave birth to you.

Your mom.

by 12345678987654323456789o November 9, 2022