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cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries
"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"
by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
mugGet the Black jobsmug.

snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)
Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.
by OhMyOh August 13, 2023
mugGet the snow jobmug.

Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.
I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job
by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
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Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
mugGet the Cooney Jobmug.

Good Job DJ!

A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.
Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth

Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis

Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
mugGet the Good Job DJ!mug.

Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.
Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
mugGet the Lawn jobmug.

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