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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the 9 to 5 jobsmug.

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
mugGet the Eskamo Jobmug.

Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.
I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.
by Bunker Job July 20, 2014
mugGet the Bunker Jobmug.

eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm
Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.
by Career Lover January 8, 2016
mugGet the eyelash jobmug.

Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.
"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"
by itsanon February 17, 2024
mugGet the Titty Nose Jobmug.

Italian job

When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.
You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?

It’s always an Italian job.
by Top G Gggggg July 19, 2021
mugGet the Italian jobmug.

Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
mugGet the Bottle jobmug.

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