King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...

Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband

by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

King Lin

A person who is generous and handsome, mostly come with a giant dick as well. Once you have been with King, you won’t get used to other small sizes. Good looking can’t simply define his outstanding appearance that everyone pursues. A cat person, especially pussy. At last, falling for him is inevitable and inextricable so you better watch it carefully.

Oh shit, it’s King Lin at the party. We should just bail.

by Bajdheosnbx November 22, 2021

King of plantain

Philanderer (engages in casual, non-committal relationships with ladies anywhere or any time.

PRO the king of plantain, (because he womanize a-lot)

by boboara November 21, 2024

god save the king

the fucked up remix of god save the queen, which was an amazing song by the sex pistols

god save the king, the fascist regime? wait, that doesn't go as well...

by eeee4444 November 24, 2022

wholesome king

A streamer of above average skill in their subject that is socially tactful but rather unfortunate looking.

We love a wholesome king 🙌

by MrPostalMan September 8, 2023

Blue King

Some annoying guy who has been plaguing discord servers everywhere. The living antonym of The GGG (Good Grammar Gang)

“That dude has horrible grammar.”
“He must be a Blue King.”

by Michelangelo Was Here November 30, 2019