When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
Get the Gobble Jobmug. The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.
by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012
Get the Skyrim Jobmug. A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.
by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024
Get the zero jobmug. by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
Get the Farm Hand Jobmug. by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
Get the Jim Jobmug. A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
Get the Cooney Jobmug. When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .
by erzincanmale September 28, 2025
Get the erzincan ear jobmug.