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John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports
"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief
by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020
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John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.
"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"
by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020
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john mikko

A John Mikko is a shy type person and humble person he loves listening old music a John Mikko is a very kind person you can trust him you can be friend with him a John Mikko is an ideal man and he is also a loving and caring person. Regardless, his personality naturally draws others to himself. Cocky half grin plastered on his face, sitting back, completely chill, his relaxed state is almost contagious. A John Mikko has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, leaving him a bit vulnerable. Don't ever lie to a John, or you'll deeply regret it.
Dude. He love Everything, he enjoy himself with his friends and always happy, You Me At Six, Escape the Fate, and Blessthefall? He's TOTALLY a John Mikko.
John Mikko Is vulnerable but still can take care of you despite all of the thing happens in his life.
by ANONYMOUS.LY November 23, 2021
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john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.
Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
by Pavill November 22, 2011
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John

John
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by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022
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John cena

U cant see him
They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him
by Kristol September 18, 2020
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john

best otter guy in the world he's so cool
by coolest guy 13 November 23, 2021
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