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Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy
Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use
by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024
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SFST (Stop fucking saying that)

Made popular by Thatnickpowersguy on TikTok, it means what it sounds like.

When someone says something fucking stupid, you tell them to stop fucking saying that.
When Daniel told Carla that illegal immigration is the source of all of the problems in the United States, Carla replied by saying โ€œSFST (Stop fucking saying that)
by Yourmomshovedtheflute August 7, 2024
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ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG

Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.
"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."
by Ratts2474 August 14, 2024
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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
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Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.
Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.
by :0 :3 February 24, 2024
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Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.
Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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