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God

god is actually the second name of Ilias, our all champion and survivor of the dumbass.
damn god you lookin fresh as always. (damn Ilias you lookin fresh as always)
by I believe in god January 9, 2020
mugGet the Godmug.
YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
mugGet the What sort of God would make you kill kids?mug.

ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.
Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*
by HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK April 11, 2018
mugGet the ur god a fraudmug.

god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022
mugGet the god’s candymug.

God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.
Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.
by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020
mugGet the God’s Three-waymug.

Vape demi-god

Person who cannot live without vaping, he/she will do any trick you ask for. He/she.... is... a demi-god. Like Austin Lawrence
Friend: Dude, he's a fucking vape demi-god !
by hahalopasnedas April 2, 2018
mugGet the Vape demi-godmug.

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