fat fuck it up

A fat fuck it up is a fat person that fucks up any & everything they touch & eat.

Kiemora: “Jahshawn is really a fat fuck it up”
Trinity: “I know girl he big asf”

by Nirt August 18, 2019

Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 08, 2015

Fat Sweaty Nerd

A tech teacher who has a grey beard and smells like fish.

Jimmy stop being a Fat Sweaty Nerd and sit up bitch.

by Poopy696969 November 11, 2019

Fat wrap

A item of clothing worn around the waist to try to conceal a large posterior

She felt insecure about her weight gain so she wore a fat wrap.

by Emme_aria February 02, 2016

Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz May 15, 2011

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 April 27, 2016

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 22, 2021