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slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.
*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."
by uSathane April 13, 2019
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Meat Muncher

When some always has something to say about everything even when it doesn't concern them. Basically a non cursing way of saying Dickeating
Bro stop being a Meat Muncher.

Thats not my fault that she looks like that.
by iluvchickennuggets250 August 3, 2023
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Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.
Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.
by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020
mugGet the Squad meatmug.

Meat-Rider

A person who defends another person for no other reason than to get brownie points with them and into their pants.
"Jake you damn Meat-rider! It's so damn obvious you just defend him because you want to suck him off!"
by succ man but b January 15, 2023
mugGet the Meat-Ridermug.

Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom
She gave me potted meat one night after tacos
by Pupper Dog March 22, 2023
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
mugGet the Meat hook shimmymug.

Moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017
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