meat scrunchie

An ass crack with an expanded radius

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie

by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021

Meat ball

A meat ball is when someone eats a meat ball with a fork and the meat ball runs away
From your plate.

kid: lets eat my meat ball with a fork!!
kid: my meat ball.......

by Dr pepperoni May 27, 2021

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

Meat nugget

Plural meat nugget (s)

Any particular chunk of meat that can particularly be battered and fried but it is not batter type specific.

Try my meat nugget, it is extra tasty and juicy today.

by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner

Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

Small Meat Romantic

A man who is sexually active who is also the coherent owner of a small penis (small meat).

Also a woman/male who has a sexual encounter with a man with a small penis can be said to of had a (Small Meat Romance)

Bob; did you see lil Jerry in the shower today after football? Didn’t realise he was a small meat romantic

George; yeah only just tho, poor bloke wasn’t given much in the penis department, can’t believe his wife is so open about her small meat romance

by Gregg Edward June 6, 2021