pony jacked

the feeling of getting fu**ed or accosted by a baby pony.To be anally attacked by a pony.

Dean said "It was so busy tonight,it felt like I was pony jacked"

by tax316 August 23, 2009

jack-off jill

a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"

i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was

by eric October 22, 2003

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011

Jack of all trades

Someone who is well read or performs well in a large variety of subjects that is admirable and worth mentioning; but on the other hand doesn't know everything about one thing in particular.

A Jack of all trades is similar to the value of a Jack in a deck of cards. It's a good card, but there are definitely better ones out there.

by PinkKiwi December 18, 2011

jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 16, 2004

jacked n tan

Every mans goal for the summer. This usually involves spending at least 2 and a half hours at the beach wearing tanning oil and spending a vast majority of the day at the gym.

I was trying to get jacked n tan last summer but ended up getting cancer.

by hoover50 November 10, 2011

Jack Ass Button

A certain action that sets someone into a pissed off state. Everyone's button is different, it really depends on ones annoyances. Commonly performed by bitch ass niggas.

Vic: Don't you hate when someone sends you a text from somebody else's phone?
Joey: Yeah, that shit pushes my Jack Ass Button.

by GorillaVic21 March 23, 2009