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Warm-Up Job

The Act Of Putting Both Hands Inside And Or Down Pants?Sweatpants To Warm Them Up.
Bro It Was So Fucking Cold So I Gave Myself A Warm-Up Job.
by RedRayvyn November 5, 2011
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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the 9 to 5 jobsmug.

Bob Job

When you're almost out of booze and you need a ride down to the liqour store so you call your friend Bob for a ride.
Lord help me y'all I am almost out booze, I need a Bob Job NOW! He needs to give me a ride down to the Quicker Liqour Dicker Store.
by PicklePatriot June 1, 2024
mugGet the Bob Jobmug.

pupil job

The act of penetrating someones eyes, particularly the centre.
"Denji wants to give Makima a Pupil job"
by Japanese Flag Lover March 6, 2024
mugGet the pupil jobmug.

make a clean job

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Waste Job

Something that wastes both your time and money and is a lot of work to do .
"She's a total waste job".

"Every time I work for him I get roped off somehow, it was a total waste job".
by Puppetfromvegas March 30, 2025
mugGet the Waste Jobmug.

Wog job

When two people, generally of European ethnicity that has been called a wog before, are doing some sort of work around the house by any means (usually cheap) but one of them stand there and talk trash the entire time. Then proceeds to take partial credit later when the job is done.
Person 1: *Doing hard work, like fixing up a backyard gate*
Person 2: Yeah, this is boring. Oh, you need that tool over there? I cbf getting it. Dude, you're so uptight.

Later on...
Person 2: Oh, we sorted that gate out for you and it won't cause you any more problems.
Person 1: Oh, you lazy wog piece of sh-
Person 2: Alright, we'll be off now. *Damn, these wog jobs are such a breeze*
by Dannyboy51196 June 12, 2018
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