Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker

OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes

by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 23, 2018

Hand Chum

The dead skin and oils from you hands that clog up all the cracks and crevice of your handheld devices like a mouse or controller.

That mouse has too many buttons. Think of all the hand chum that will build up.

by AgentX2006 August 5, 2024

Hands of Christ

Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.

"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."

"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"

by loza569 January 20, 2009

Wash your hands

A advertizing slogan that companies use

Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.

by qwertyuiopadsfgh June 5, 2020

nasty hand

Good at hand jobs. When someones hands know their way around a dick

Damn bro I heard you and Hannah might have got together huh? Oh yeah man and lemme tell ya she got a nasty hand

by Underground_Defs February 22, 2018