Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

The Good Ol Days

Something said by a boomer, makes it racist if they add something black-related

"The good ol days when we used to boss cotton-pickers." Gerald stated.

by blackdudeknowledge February 12, 2022

good night

A greeting you might use in the night (18:00 in the evening until 05:59 in the postmidnight).

Good night.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

good day

my friend and I (have the same last name as you yuck) watched Gordon and ate a cookie pizza on her bed after swimming and learning kpop dances

That was a good day

by ragingkelpie September 30, 2020

no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing

Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots

by Take No Eeed October 12, 2020