Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.

"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'

by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023

Fish Stick

When a guy has raw intercourse with a girl and she cums on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it

"Aye wassup mike, I gave that girl i met last night a fish stick."

by giiimmy_HaZe November 20, 2017

productive fish

A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

by Productive Fish April 29, 2021

Fish to the Face

Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV

Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively

Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night”
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”

by Desereee June 19, 2021

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015

Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023