wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

fart gobbling hoebag

One that gobbles farts as well as penises.

We went to a party and saw your mom. she was being a fart gobbling hoebag.

by Batgirl and Robin July 28, 2014

The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower

Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower

by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018

Elton John Fart

When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.

This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.

by InsaneAsylumPatient February 19, 2023

Hot dog farts

When you tuck it back and let one rip.

I was pretending to be buffalo bill from silence of the lambs and let somea hot dog farts go.

by Gigs01 May 10, 2016

fart roll up

when you fart and it rolls up to the top of your crack.

guys i just farted and i had a fart roll up

by kayyyyyy7 January 17, 2021

trapped old fart

A trapped old fart is someone who does one job but has been welded so well into another, that he will never get out.

He's a trapped old fart

by J0nnyB0y October 20, 2014