Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 12, 2017

Gut Job

When you simultaneously finger a chick while getting a hand-job on a dance floor while also grinding her from behind

At New Years I managed to pull off a Gut Job

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals

Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?

by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024

psych job

A person with psychological problems, especially irrational fears (namely a neurosis).

Most of the women in young adult groups are attractive, kind of hot, and psych jobs.

I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.

by Source of Truth January 8, 2009

Gogeta job

Go get a job

Person 1: I like playing Genshin Impact
Person 2: Gogeta job

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021