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I Am Groot

The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."
"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."
by FuckYoMomma September 7, 2014
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I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022
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that's what i said

A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.
Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
by some_guy1829374 March 6, 2008
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i will on my arse

I have no intention of doing something,used usually in friendly company as answer to a request that involves doing something for someone else.
Will you get me some cigarettes in the shop? I will on my arse!!
by Julian O' October 20, 2006
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I Don't Know But…

A weblog, rather dry writing but the writer has loads of understanding.
It's a shame more people don't know about I Don't Know But…
by Korora March 8, 2004
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I hate conformists

1. A term used to express extreme dislike for people who will change they're appearance, personality, and will ruin they're life just to be considered "cool".

2. Can also be a conformist term because your conforming to the bias that everyone included in the "I hate conformists" statement is actually a conformist. Maybe they aren't the conformist, you are. Because you say "I hate conformist" your throwing yourselves in with the stereotype of the "Individuals," The select group of stuckup, snobby, "I've been to college" kind of attitude(Though they're only in highschool) people that are conforming to the "Individuals" bias.
1. Guy 1."God, look at him, wearing American Eagle, what a conformist"

Guy 2."Yeah, I hate conformists"

2. Asshole 1. "Sheesh, look at her, wearing her hair in a ponytail, like, totally unenlightened, pass me that weed, maaan."

Asshole(Girl) 2. "Wanna spread your freedom in me, like, duuuude?"
by Akalay April 26, 2011
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i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.
yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!
by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006
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