by melanieeeee May 17, 2018
Get the hell off right handmug. by Candermusic January 23, 2018
Get the butter hand jobmug. “Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
Get the Professional Hand Clownmug. The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”
“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you”
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
Get the Left-Handed Cappuccinomug. I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
Get the hammer handmug. The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
Get the Heavier handmug. A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)
by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022
Get the Hand Gibbermug.