trump

an orange

“trump looks like an orange”

“i need to take a picture of his tan, and show it to the guy who sprays my fucking deck”

by greyst4r September 1, 2023

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Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron who isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. and 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the entire country.

Wow, This is almost as bad as when Donald Trump was still alive.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

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TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

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Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

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trump

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.

1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"

by anonymiserly October 12, 2021

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