scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie
by RevsMenu February 01, 2016
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A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
by LenSeaside January 25, 2025
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Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021
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Front Meat

n. The curves of a womens front side and legs. A women who appears thicker from the front, or a women with large breasts and a small ass.
She doesn't have much of an ass but she had plenty of front meat to go around!
by Evantecero August 02, 2013
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Boy's Meat

The delicious penis, cock, dick, and crotch of a young attractive male boy when he spreads his legs open (Manspreads)
Boys such as young Leonardo DiCaprio, Shawn Mendes, Tom Holland, and Timothee Chalamet.
Boy's Meat: The delicious penis, cock, dick, and crotch of a young attractive male boy when he spreads his legs open (Manspreads)
Boys such as young Leonardo DiCaprio, Shawn Mendes, Tom Holland, and Timothee Chalamet.She wanted to suck Shawn Mende's boy meat ( penis ) and eat it.
She ate, bit, licked, and sucked on his boy meat till it masturbated.
She spread the handsome, hot, sexy, shirtless boy's legs in his sweatpants that revealed a big bulge, So she grabbed the bulge ( crotch ) and sucked on it till it hardened and got bricked up. Then, cum or semen came out and she squeezed on his testicles as she moaned and kept sucking out of it.

"She slid her wet tongue along the length of his throbbing boy meat."
by ywdy7ww August 14, 2024
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eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.
Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!
by Vigna May 10, 2016
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spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard
by yoboirerere February 28, 2023
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