Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 28, 2024

Hand in barrel

Basically referring to something that you’ve dealt with before or something you go through everyday.

I’m used to John complaining about his dad, it’s so hand in barrel now

Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now

by I_Know_Tingz November 24, 2023