porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Cat

A loaf of pure joy for the human eyes and world to see. If you see a cat, never reject it. It will hunt you down. Make sure to pet it on the head when you see one

"Look at that cute cat"
"Aww can I pet your cat"

by Catkittycatcat April 22, 2024

Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

Cat Fight

Real cats wearing tiny boxing gloves

Man, they're being animals in that CAT FIGHT, more of an animal than normal

by Harold's Nuggets June 17, 2022

Cat Soda

Juice from one's pussy. The milky liquid extract from a vagina.

Damn, man, I had some real good Cat Soda last night going down on my aunt.

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

tip cat

The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.

Preferably ginger.

Used to describe an angry little mate.

Fuck me, whose the tip cat fighting now!?

by PenCat March 11, 2015

Cat Idea

When your mind wanders because someone is talking about cats and you suddenly have a brilliant idea. Commonly used for creative brainstorming on dates and at social gatherings.

Thanks for talking about Fuzzles for so long, man. I just had an awesome cat idea.

by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016