meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010

Meat logger

A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy

That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.

by shutupcunters November 5, 2018

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

pleat meat

Pleat meat is the asshole.

She bent over so far i could see her pleat meat.

by Red bird 10 November 30, 2021

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 21, 2012

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

Macho meat-lover

Someone who loves meat so much they try and convince others of its benefits and they broadcast their macho meat loving lifestyle via the internet every chance they get. Macho meat-lovers can be male or female as they endorse the macho lifestyle by associating it with macho activities and traditional macho beliefs.

I will not be friends with vegans or vegetarians because they are inherently weak and frail people who consume emasculating products. This house is a macho meat-lovers house and its going to stay that way so don't you even think about bringing any soy products into this house either because I will disown you.

by PrivalegedPotato May 1, 2020