meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

Meat Pizza

A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.

Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

by JBJB69420 April 21, 2024

meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.

"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"

by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012

meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023

Meat-Whistle

Someone who sucks on a meat swizzle stick. Also could be used in term of endearment.

I love you ,but you can be such a meat-whistle sometimes bro.

by Meatwhistle27 June 29, 2021

On the Meat

A person who is gay

Or, a person who is working or "grinding" (working hard for a prolonged period of time).

"Maybe we should set Jacob up with Marissa"

"I don't think that will work out, he's on the meat"

by Adelade_808 March 21, 2022

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016