What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023

John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London

Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅

by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024

Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

John

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by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022

John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

John cena

U cant see him

They said john cena won the fight

To bad we cant see him

by Kristol September 18, 2020