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National Crush Day

Simple you need to like a person and try and confess to them Friday May 10th
I asked out my girl on National Crush Day
by Johnny Vlogs May 9, 2019
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Hot Dog Day

The most amazing day in Alfred NY where all of your dreams of the college life come true. Many kegs of kegs within kegs, as you jump from party to party of drunk college students who just want to party their ass off along side you and they call it Hot Dog Day.
As Alfred NY is a dude fest, it is no surprise that this day is no different.
BEER!
Dude I just ate a hotdog on Hot Dog Day! Awesome!
by hot dog king May 9, 2011
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National rape day

WHATEVER HORNY BITCH MADE NATIONAL RAPE DAY GO TO HELL AND GO ROT IN JAIL YOU FUCK FACE THOSE 6 BOYS ON TIK TOK WHO MADE NATIONAL RAPE DAY WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BITCH!!!!
Those 6 tik tok boys: I am so excited for national rape day!

Me:GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU BITCHES!!!!
by Fuck rape day April 18, 2021
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white rabbit day

the first day of each month
by greeting someone with "happy white rabbit day," it is said that you'll have all the good luck for the month.
Dude, check out this book I got, it's called "HAPPY WHITE RABBIT DAY!"
by jakeftw! October 18, 2008
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Kick a Brunette day

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.
Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette
by XxAimeexXM April 8, 2019
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National Gf day

October 20 is Appreciate your gf day so Say you love them and tag them
National gf day is when you appreciate and love your gf that’s what I said when jimmy asked
by itsjadeluv October 20, 2021
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Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.
A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)
by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008
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