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shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.
After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.
by papawpeepants April 18, 2014
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blue hosted

when a hosting company claims to offer the best web hosting but has days of down time.
You have been blue hosted when you are told how awesome and amazing their web hosting is only to have your website turned off for days. Similar to blue balls in the sense that you get all turned on only to get shut down.
by blueballercaller April 18, 2014
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.
Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.
by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014
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blue neptune

A kind of crystal methamphetamine popular in Malden, Mass.
Hook me up with some blue Neptune?

That will set you back $20.
by Callmemabye2234 July 25, 2014
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coyote blue

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014
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blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
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