Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

John Admin

1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.

2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.

1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."

2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"

by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018

Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 6, 2018

Cerrig john

scuffed he is fucking scuffed

dis nigga "cerrig john" scuffed

by not scuffed July 16, 2018

John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

John Wilkes Boothing

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)

After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.

by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018