trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
Get the trumpmug. Trump's law
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
by juasjuasie June 3, 2017
Get the Trump's lawmug. 
Did you hear about Derrick? Guy got fired at the fertilizer plant so he tossed his cigarette. Took out half the city. Talk about pulling a Trump!'
by Darkbob2 December 12, 2020
Get the Pulling A Trumpmug. 
n. a person or place that has the appearance of high class, but upon inspection is low quality, low energy, disgusting and trashy.
The lobby looked so nice, but the rooms were dirty and filled with fleas, it was a real trump dump.
He never paid me for my work. He's a real trump dump of a person.
He never paid me for my work. He's a real trump dump of a person.
by FuriousUSA July 17, 2019
Get the Trump Dumpmug.