hand pie

When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.

She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.

by 33anathird November 30, 2020

Hand me downs

Poop, shit, turds.

I made him eat my hand me downs!

by Olan101 September 23, 2025

Dave Hand

Short man with curly hair.

I made out with Dave Hand last weekend.

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 20, 2022

Dr. Pepper Hand

A sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish to have sex.

1.) Damn, she's using her Dr. Pepper Hand by laying her finger in her taco!
2.) This guy is awful lonely by sitting in his room, drinking his Dr. Pepper, and then using his Dr. Pepper Hand by flogging his dong.

by Amazonia Linux January 10, 2024

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose

Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.

by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025