new mexico state university

the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.

new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!

by dom the bommm. May 2, 2011

New Jersey Drum Circle

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.

Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".

by Roy G. Bib May 30, 2008

New Guinea Couch Elk

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

by John Meritz March 10, 2008

new york city cyclone

When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.

Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"

Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"

by Haku Shimapans July 12, 2015

New Jersey pizza roll

While a man and a woman are having sex the man stops and vomits on the girls kooter and then continues to go to town. Avoid the chunks.

Say girl, I want a New Jersey Pizza roll.

by aPharmer October 30, 2012