kindra and Philly

Two People who give each other hell and they also been to hell and back but the love each other more than anything. Kindra put the Crazy radical fun in Philly and Philly puts the spontaneous loyalty and funny in Kindra.

Jane:Kindra and Philly are the def of power crazy cute couple! Dont you think?
Katie:Yeah I'm kinda jel.

by KkKaineMaine January 19, 2019

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

The Sy Philosophy

"The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.

Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?

Nah, I just wanted a blowjob

Thats dumb

Peep The Sy Philosophy

by Prof. LeMeow November 4, 2020

Barof's Philosophy

The philosophy in which people use to sell their friends. The philosophy of being a Traitor

I used Barof's philosophy to sell my friends.

by Hangawism November 13, 2020

coomd in ur philtrum

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

Charley's philly cheesesteaks

The best fucking cheesesteak ever.

I am hungry, let's go to Charley's philly cheesesteaks

by FuckBenAffleck9000 May 15, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 13, 2021