King Ranch Daddy

When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.

King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.

by King ranch daddy 1 February 22, 2023

King time

is a time that king has all to himself with no one bothering him and he can do whatever he wants after he gets off at school, king hours are 11:20: to 3:00, if king doesn’t have king time he gets aggressive

Kayden: King I don’t have school today
King: welp looks like king time is ruined for today

by Kingof217 March 29, 2021

King

Louis tomlinson.

"Have you heard Louis Tomlinsons songs?"

"Yeah he's a KING"

by Fuckyoufather January 3, 2022

King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.

Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.

by The Real King Idiot August 7, 2016

King Adam

This term refers to greatest reigning undisputed undefeated champion this universe has ever witnessed. Simple words can not describe him. Those who oppose him in any way crumble upon his mere sight. Simple words cannot describe his glory.

I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.

by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 19, 2024

King Hall

A chow hall at the United States Naval Academy that has terrible food. It is renowned for serving eight 3.5 inch chicken patties for a table of twelve Midshipman. It is only one of many parts of the Naval Academy that sucks at accomplishing its job, though this is not the fault of the workers, rather the person in charge of budgeting. The only quality foods you will find at this chow hall are the desserts. And you wondered why the navy was so fucking fat.

Since I ran out of money from my last $125 paycheck I've been eating at King Hall. In three weeks I've lost 30 pounds, had two cases of food poisoning and haven't been able to crap for three days, but hey, it's free.

by catch22usna November 5, 2019

King Arthur Fallacy

The belief that a society simply needs to elect the right leader and give the leader all the power they ask for, ignoring that 1) a leader who makes one group happy will hurt another group, and 2) the powers given to the one good leader will still be in effect when their successor takes power.

Person A: "You don't get it! If we can just ignore the Constitution and give (politician) more power, they'll fix everything!"
Person B: "That's the King Arthur Fallacy! As good as King Arthur may have been, he's at the very least mostly fiction, and all the kings that followed still wielded his power, for better or for worse.

by anonymous February 19, 2024