Bum Jack

The act of stealing something through burglary or mugging. Perpetrated by a homeless person.

Sam: Dude my backpack is gone; I left it in the park and now it's not there.

Matt: I bet you got bum jacked, there are hundreds of 'em in that park.

or

Matt: Jesus christ!!

Sam: What?

Matt:I just lost my wallet to a bum!

Sam: Dude you just got bum jacked!!

by mvellone October 23, 2008

Jack City

To have sexual relations with someone, to strike or hit someone, to steal something off someone

What did you do last night? Barbera came over and we Jack city'd. I dont like Frank, next time I see him i might just Jack City him right in the face.

by Z June 11, 2003

jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

Little Jack Horner

a classic nursery rhyme by mother goose

little jack horner
sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!'

by ssssssrrrrrrrrtttttttt August 20, 2009

No jack off January

It gives people who lost no not November another chance to not to jack off for a month

But ppl who did survive no nut November are welcome to participate in the challenge

Friend: hey bro it’s no jack off January
Me: ugh here we go

by DoubleOOSavage December 31, 2018

Rusty Jack Knife

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

by The Masticator May 2, 2005

the house that Jack built

A really cool-looking house; a large house, mansion

The origin comes from the nursury rhyme "The house that Jack built" It is unsure who "Jack" really is, but it is believed that he may have been Jesus, since Jesus was a carpenter.

Man! I knew that Bill Gates guy was rich, but have you seen his house? THAT is the house that Jack built!

by Marshall Banana March 24, 2005