Theoretical Friend 

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

Theoretical Friend by KimberleyStrange February 6, 2006

Girl Friend 

That girl you hang out with without sexual interests. Other people usually assume that both of you are fuckbuddys though.

" Hey dude, is that your girlfriend?"
"Yes but not that kind of way."
"So your just friends with benefits?"
"No she's just my Girl Friend."
"So she is your girlfriend?"
"No stupid we're just friends."

Girl Friend by Soviet Iran April 5, 2015

Friend Friend 

Someone who is more than a friend but is not technically your bestfriend.

My friend friend is the best person to talk to!
That’s my friend friend

Friend Friend by Slimroyaltyy September 25, 2018

Panty Sniffing Friend 

Acquiring a friend for the soul purpose of getting close enough to her to have a chance to steal her panties and sniff them.

Boy: Who was that girl you had lunch with? I kinda liked her.

Girl: Just this acquaintance. We aren't that close. I mean I've never slept over at her house or anything.

Boy: You should make her your panty sniffing friend! You can bring the panties back to my place and watch me cum in them. Then I will watch you lick and sniff them clean.

Girl: Ok. What the fuck is wrong with us?

Panty Sniffing Friend by 7 inches of heaven December 17, 2011

Friend of a Friend 

A heterosexual friend of a homosexual. Adapted from the term "Friends of Dorothy". While a heterosexual cannot (by definition) be a "Friend", they can of course be a confidante to someone who is a "Friend". There is, however, a distinction to be made vs. "friend of a friend", so you have to listen for the capital F.

You're worried about Him? No, he's cool. He's just a Friend of a Friend.

Friend of a Friend by HusbandofJoan March 11, 2009

friendshit 

a friendship That is non end-user compatible or friendly.

see companionshit, relationshit

our friendship went south. now it is just a real 'friendshit'

friendshit by EnterNot August 19, 2008

Friendship

Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.

~ Llamas with Hats 4

Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.

Friendship by Lordofmylife July 8, 2011