Christmas Cunt

During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.

"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"

by Middle aged middle white male November 8, 2018

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Cunt Kicking

When your girl needs a good kicking.

Cunt Kicking is what you do when your Wife being a bitch.

by Matthew Salem is a fucking jew July 14, 2019

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Faggot-cunt

A person who incessantly relies on others for favors such as rides, loans, or assistance of any kind.

Kyle is a faggot-cunt because he always needs a ride to New Jersey.

by Lev420.69 March 29, 2019

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fat cunt

Teo Dvoršak and Tjaš Jelenko

1:You know Tjaš Jelenko?
2: Yea he's a fat cunt

by Mcdondals borgar September 16, 2019

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Dumb Cunt

A complete fuckin’ moron, usually seen fucking around during geotech investigations, certifying shit fill and generally being a dooooouche. Often called Harry, massvely overuses the word ‘buzzy’ and is likely an undercover homosexual.

Ohhh look! It’s that dumb cunt Harry in the corner! Buzzy bro!

by SayNoToHarrisons154 August 8, 2019

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