Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt

"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"

by MooMawNation June 20, 2016

ass plasma

Ass plasma is when you have explosive diarrhea and fart at the same time.

Ass plasma adds to the ass states of matter:

Solid - normal poo.

Liquid - Ass Liquid .

Gas - Farts.

Plasma - Ass plasma.

Dave: Are you still sick?
Eric: Yup, im constantly having ass plasma. Yuck! Well, its worse for my mother having to clean it up...

by AE4 June 11, 2016

ram assing

Ram Assing - Driving fast trying to get to your destination, only to be blocked by slow drivers. Speeding up, getting on their ass, and swerving into the other lane to pass them. Usually makes riders very nervous.

"I'm just ram assing around trying to get to you." "We got time, what the fuck you ram assing for?"

by Stevesbella June 6, 2016

dragon assing

When you eat spicy food, and the next time you deficate it feels like fire is coming out of your ass.

I ate some spicy food last night , and all day I have been dragon assing.

by Patcheese June 1, 2016

ass paralysis

noun, plural: ass paralyses
1. (Psychopathology). The inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent ass

"C'mon Private! That leg injury ain't that bad!"
"It's not that, Colonel... It's Sgt. Courtney's ASS!"
"Awwww sheit. Pvt. Johnson's got ass paralysis!"

by ieatwhenimbored May 29, 2016

Coke ass

When your up all night doing cocaine and then the next morning you have to fart and shit constantly letting out all the Coke from the night before.

Chris: man I've been farting and shitting my ass out all day today I can't take it anymore!! Matt: what did you do last night that your like this? Chris: I went to the comfort zone and did a bunch of Coke with some hookers I met! Matt: well bud it sounds to me like you got yourself a good ol case of "Coke ass" Chris: goddamit I was afraid you'd say that!

by Zeppole Samps May 24, 2016

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016