Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

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Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..

Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023

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sleepy joe bag

A dub sack in Arizona

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe

by Jeepy Slow November 04, 2020

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Joe Chow

Joe Chow is the name of a restaurant that was turned into a funny slang/phrase by me and my friend group. It's usually used in a way of saying "that's not cool". We use it all the time.

"Dude, i just lit that guys car on fire"

"That's not very Joe Chow of you, Connor"

by boybandluvrgrey April 16, 2022

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