While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.
by kstan34 May 21, 2010
Get the blue butt monkey mug.taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
by heyo October 18, 2006
Get the crippled monkey fuck mug.extra fat around the vagina. Most people think that just because you can see camel toe they think that the women are wearing too tight of jeans. Most the time that is NOT true. a lot of women just have extra fat protecting the goods.
For all you women out there that think that "Camel Toe" or having a "FatAzzMonkey" is gross when in certain clothing. Think again....Men go crazy goo goo gaga when they see a glimpse of that. It's a GREAT thing to have that. It's sexy!
I should know...My husband explained to me that men love a fat pussy then skinny one
For all you women out there that think that "Camel Toe" or having a "FatAzzMonkey" is gross when in certain clothing. Think again....Men go crazy goo goo gaga when they see a glimpse of that. It's a GREAT thing to have that. It's sexy!
I should know...My husband explained to me that men love a fat pussy then skinny one
by HzAFatAzzMonkey February 26, 2011
Get the fat azz monkey mug.A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
by ragedookie September 29, 2005
Get the Half Assed Monkey mug.One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
Get the Gurning Drug Monkey mug.by Porkman385 November 11, 2008
Get the Radioactive Crack Monkey mug.an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.
A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!
B: Whoah!
A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.
B: These things happen.
B: Whoah!
A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.
B: These things happen.
by rardcore April 30, 2010
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