God's Pinch

Just another word for cramps.

FUCK! GOD'S PINCH! FUCKING GOD'S PINCH! FUCK ME! OHHH MY LEG! OH FUCK!!!!!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

the gods

the gods is a girl called maddie laddie and she saves people all the time, including the weekends xoxoxo. she has very good music taste too so hit her up <3

i had to do work this weekend but i couldnt, the gods saved me!

by wilbursootswife March 5, 2021

GOD IS COMING

GOD IS COMING SOON , please turn to Our Heavenly Father . He sent His only Son to die on the Cross for OUR sins

GOD IS COMING SOON; TURN TO HIM

by herbestii May 9, 2022

scrap god

a god of money (but not much money), blesses you with small fortunes

I’d like to thank the scrap god for this nug of weed on the floor

by gay4lifendlove January 25, 2019

god

also known as, sky daddy or sky wizard

"omg god looks so old"
"you mean sky daddy"

by literally stop February 22, 2022

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022