The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot
by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021
Get the Tech Guymug. Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
Get the Basic White Guymug. This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.
by Punani Guy April 17, 2022
Get the Punani Guymug. Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.
When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"
by Peachybb December 3, 2020
Get the White guyingmug. by simpnation January 5, 2020
Get the Ryan Crisscross Guymug. A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018
Get the Gallon guymug. often referred as any vape products under aged kids use in high school. juul, suorin, bo, phix etc... can all be called the guy.
by Daniel Kipp January 28, 2018
Get the the guymug.