nut your grill

When one of your friends is being a dickhead and you stick your nuts in their face.

"Stop being a dumbass or im going to nut your grill."

by Ben billman July 14, 2006

Post-Nut-Syndrome

Wen u bust the fuk outta dat nut, but ya gurl keeps dem tongue swurls up n' runnin. And yo poor-ass DICK simply FATHOM wat is happenin. So ya dum dum nerves send signals of distress to ya noggin an ya start feelin sensitive as FUCK.

Last night after I ejaculated, Samantha kept the succ coming and I came down with Post-Nut-Syndrome. It was torture

by JOJOISNOTGAYISWEAR May 7, 2017

black chizzle nuts

when you saw of your balls and they turn black... than you take a chizzle and carve your name is them and dry them out. these are great presents for girlfriends, they make good Christmas ornaments.

girl- what did you get me for christmas?
guy- oh im giving you one f my black chizzle nuts!

* girl opens present and puts the ball on the christmas tree.*

by blackiechan123 August 2, 2011

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

feelin my nut

When one person is sexually attracted to another person.

"That girl is feelin my nut and I kinda like her too. I might ask her out to lunch."

by pluggin February 18, 2009

chocolate nut-stash

When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.

Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"

Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"

by daveycrocketmothafucka August 23, 2011

Top Left Nut

A derivative of "top left", top left nut is used in a hostile manner to tell someone to "get lost"; to fuck off.

That's cap, Katy. Top left nut.

by aquariless May 4, 2021