Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.
That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.
by EvenMore February 02, 2012
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Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
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carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 17, 2021
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Pussy Juice

A type of juice only pussies will drink. Basically any nonalcoholic drink is considered “Pussy Juice”.
-Yo, what you sippin on?
-Nun, some cranberry juice.
-Get rid of that Pussy Juice and have some tequila.
by Mr.Nastee October 21, 2023
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Pussy juices

When a female fingers or gets fucked so good she begins to release her pussy juices
by Wowganganaabb February 26, 2022
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Juice Dance

Dancing in a unitard with no music. Specifically in relation to a juice stand. In northern California, the juice dance is thought to be similar to a rain dance as it will 'bring the juice'.

Continuing to dance after the music is turned off.
Did you see the neighbors? I thought they were doing the juice dance They are doing a juice dance epic fundraiser.

I heard that party got shut down but they just kept doing the juice dance.
by charades March 26, 2013
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Slut Juice

A Redbull vodka. It brings out the inner slut in you.
I wanna fuck tonight, give me some slut juice and my legs are open.
by hoelhosa August 09, 2021
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