God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!

Who is God? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

God

God is the creator of the universe, the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, The true definition of Love. He protects. He saves. He forgives. He loves us. He understands us. <3

His name must reign forever. God is such an amazing God. God blesses and loves us.

Psalm 94:19

by babygirl1216 October 9, 2021

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

The God Room

Founded at Quinnipiac University. God Room is a bunch of silly goose idiots, but are actually smart. They are always down to turn the fuck up, but always puts family first. Some say they are the long lost disciples of Jesus Christ

Currently at 11 members, but always welcome more. Only if, they live the God Room lifestyle, pray daily, participate in the rituals, obey the moral law, and accept our teachings

Holy shit it’s The God Room their dicks must be massive

by godroom1 November 22, 2021

Acts of God

A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.

Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

by Geckoi July 1, 2009

God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.

God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.

by Eosjwer October 24, 2023

Clavicle God

This is given to the Dwight Howard.

He is the Clavicle God.
No more words needs to be said.

Dwight the Clavicle God has done it once again

by I eat my cereal with a fork October 10, 2025